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Killer Pick-Up Lines, Pinoy style

BROWN HUMOR Jokes from PH — 15 April 2010

Mga PAMATAY na HIRIT

  • “Kumain ka ba ng asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo!”
  • “May lahi ka bang keyboard? Type kasi kita!”
  • “Ipapupulis kita! Ninakaw mo kasi ang puso ko!”
  • “Are you a dictionary? Kasi, you add meaning to my life.”
  • “Meron ka bang lisensya? Kasi, you drive me crazy.”
  • “I lost my number. Can I have yours?”
  • “Angel ba ang name mo? Kasi, you look like one.”
  • “I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?”

PAMATAY na REPLY

  • “Excuse me, kumain ka ba ng mais? Ang corny mo kasi!”

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(3) Readers Comments

  1. MIMI

    April 16, 2010 at 10:19 am

    No level headed Pinay will ever fall for any of these.

  2. joanna bernadine artajo

    January 5, 2012 at 7:14 pm

    galing .. HAHA meron sakin oh ..

    mani kaba ? kasi PEANUT-TIBOK mo kasi puso ko EH .! haha♥

    UNAN KABA ? kasi TUMUTULO kasi LAWAY ko sayo .. =)

  3. joanna bernadine artajo

    January 5, 2012 at 7:15 pm

    KUTO kaba ? sarap mo kasing TIRISIN
    eh ..

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