A German pastor was invited to speak at a worship assembly.
PASTOR: When introducing me, please don’t mention my positions or titles.
EMCEE: Okay, how do you want it?
PASTOR: Just tell them that I am a shepherd or something like that.
The time came for the Emcee to introduce the German pastor.
EMCEE: Brothers and sisters, may I introduce to you our speaker tonight: a German shepherd.
Contributed by: Dr. Wilson Velano, AMA Computer University (via SMS)