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More Funny English-Ilocano Translations
Here are worthy additions to our hilarious “English-Ilocano Dictionary.” ANTIQUE – Kabsat ni mama. DECIPHER – Saan a dibotones. RAVINE – Limnekken ti init. BEGOTTEN – Panagimukat manen. WHO [...]
Funny Translation: English to Ilocano
Aging Kit – Marigatan nga umanges A Tongue – Isagana para kadagiti kararwa Back – Baket nga balasang Bug Teeth – Agmauyong, adda dadael ti utek na Buttock – [...]
LOLTime: Kaya absent si Apo
Lola: Apo magtago ka! Andiyan ang teacher mo, absent ka pa naman. Apo: Ikaw din po lola! Magtago ka rin! Lola: Bakit pati ako dapat magtago? Apo: Kasi kaya [...]
LOLTime: Smart Student
Teacher: Class kung sino ang makakasagot ng aking tanong pwede ng umuwi. . . (biglang tinaponan ni juan ng papel ang teacher) Teacher: Sino ang nagtapon ng papel sakin !?! Juan: Ako po! Bye Ma’am! [...]
LOLTime: “Mr. DJ can I make a request”
In one radio station, a male listener called in to request for a song. DJ : To whom are you dedicating a song? Male Listener: I am dedicating it to my mother-in-law. DJ: Wow! I get [...]
“Whiskey” the Funny Cat
Animal photography by Caloy Llamas. “This shot was taken a couple months ago. Whiskey and his brothers just had their balls cut off then! And he’s still probably drugged which explains that look in his eyes.” [...]
LOLTime: Ang Lasing, ang Mataba, at ang Tuta
Isang LASING nakakita ng MATABANG BABAE hawak ang TUTA LASING : San mo nabili yang BABOY? MATABA : Hoy hindi yan baboy, TUTA yan! LASING : Hindi ikaw kausap ko, yung TUTA.” [...]
LOLTime: Job Applicants
Dalawang girls nag-aapply for work, isang matalino at isang bobo. Matalino: Buti ka pa tanggap, ano ba ang ginawa mo? Bobo: Wala, nung nagfill up ako ng form nilagay ko sa sex: “Sige Ba!!” [...]
Battle of the Brainless – 009
The Battle of the Brainless is back!!! Host: Anong “L” (Lifeguard) ang tawag sa tao na sumasagip sa iyo pag ikaw ay nalulunod? Contestant: Lifebuoy? Host: Hindi, pero kahawig nga ng pangalan ng sabon ang pangalan nito. Contestant: [...]
Battle of the Brainless – 008
The Battle of the Brainless is back!!! Host: Sino ang national hero na naka-picture sa 500-peso bill? Clue, may initials na N.A. (Ninoy Aquino) Contestant: Nora Aunor? Host: Hindi. Ang pangalan niya ay nage-end sa “Y”. Contestant: Guy [...]
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Japanese Final Surrender
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Common Bicolano Phrases
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