Archive for 'Husband & Wife Jokes'
Mrs. Mc Unat is very kuripot. When her husband, Joe, died, she inquired with the newspaper for the price of an obituary. Newspaper Staff: “300 pesos for five words, ma’am” Mrs. Mc Unat: “Pwede ba two [...]
It all began with an iPhone… May was when we celebrated our wedding anniversary , and I got an iPhone. I just loved it. Who wouldn’t? My son celebrated his birthday in March, and my wife made [...]
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?” “No,” she answered. I then said, “Is that your [...]
You are supposed to laugh out loud at this point. Anyway, go ahead read the following quips and laugh along the way. Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn’t have to hear about all [...]
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent. -o0o- Marriage is an institution. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. -o0o- Many a man [...]