Archive for 'Stuffs Pinoys Find Funny'
Animal photography by Caloy Llamas. “This shot was taken a couple months ago. Whiskey and his brothers just had their balls cut off then! And he’s still probably drugged which explains that look in his eyes.” [...]
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?” “No,” she answered. I then said, “Is that your [...]
You are supposed to laugh out loud at this point. Anyway, go ahead read the following quips and laugh along the way. Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn’t have to hear about all [...]
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. *** Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee *** They said we should all pay our taxes with [...]
A German pastor was invited to speak at a worship assembly. PASTOR: When introducing me, please don’t mention my positions or titles. EMCEE: Okay, how do you want it? PASTOR: Just tell them that I am [...]
During a company’s recent password audit, it was found that a blonde employee was using the following password: “MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento” When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had [...]
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent. -o0o- Marriage is an institution. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. -o0o- Many a man [...]