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More Funny English-Ilocano Translations
Here are worthy additions to our hilarious “English-Ilocano Dictionary.” ANTIQUE – Kabsat ni mama. DECIPHER – Saan a dibotones. RAVINE – Limnekken ti init. BEGOTTEN – Panagimukat manen. WHO [...]
LOLTime: Kaya absent si Apo
Lola: Apo magtago ka! Andiyan ang teacher mo, absent ka pa naman. Apo: Ikaw din po lola! Magtago ka rin! Lola: Bakit pati ako dapat magtago? Apo: Kasi kaya [...]
LOLTime: “Mr. DJ can I make a request”
In one radio station, a male listener called in to request for a song. DJ : To whom are you dedicating a song? Male Listener: I am dedicating it to my mother-in-law. DJ: Wow! I get [...]
LOLTime: Ang Lasing, ang Mataba, at ang Tuta
Isang LASING nakakita ng MATABANG BABAE hawak ang TUTA LASING : San mo nabili yang BABOY? MATABA : Hoy hindi yan baboy, TUTA yan! LASING : Hindi ikaw kausap ko, yung TUTA.” [...]
Battle of the Brainless – 009
The Battle of the Brainless is back!!! Host: Anong “L” (Lifeguard) ang tawag sa tao na sumasagip sa iyo pag ikaw ay nalulunod? Contestant: Lifebuoy? Host: Hindi, pero kahawig nga ng pangalan ng sabon ang pangalan nito. Contestant: [...]
Battle of the Brainless – 008
The Battle of the Brainless is back!!! Host: Sino ang national hero na naka-picture sa 500-peso bill? Clue, may initials na N.A. (Ninoy Aquino) Contestant: Nora Aunor? Host: Hindi. Ang pangalan niya ay nage-end sa “Y”. Contestant: Guy [...]
Battle of the Brainless – 007
The Battle of the Brainless is back!!! Host: Saan “B” (Bagumbayan) binaril si Jose Rizal? Contestant: Sa back? Host: O sige, puwede rin. Pero ang hinahanap kong sagot ay nagsisimula sa letter “L” (Luneta). Contestant: Likod? Host: Hindi [...]
Battle of the Brainless – 006
The Battle of the Brainless is back!!! Host: Saan “B” (beach) tayo madalas pumunta pag summer upang maligo? Contestant: Banyo? Host: Hindi, pag pumunta ka doon, maaarawan ka. Contestant: Bubong? Host: Hindi, marami kang makikita duong mga babaeng [...]
Battle of the Brainless – 005
The Battle of the Brainless is back!!! Host: Anong “S” (Salbabida) ang ginagamit na flotation device sa dagat upang hindi ka malunod? Contestant: Sirena? Host: Hindi! Hindi ito babae. Contestant: Siyokoy? Host: Hindi ito lalake. Contestant: Siyoke? —– [...]
LOLTime: “Not through the police, please”
Inside Quiapo Church a young beggar is fervently praying. ”Lord, if you will, please give me ten pesos because I am really hungry.” A policeman who happens to be also visiting the church to pray heard the [...]
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Japanese Final Surrender
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Common Bicolano Phrases
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