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LOLTime: Eksena sa Jeepney
Bata: Manong bayad Manong Drayber: San galing? Bata: Saken Manong Drayber: Papunta saan? Bata: Sayo [...]
LOLTime: “Punctuation Mark”
Junior: Nanay mahalaga pala ang punctuation mark. Nakakalungkot kapag nawala. Nanay: Aba oo anak! Mahalaga ‘yun! Pero bakit nakakalungkot? Junior: Kasi si Ate, iyak ng iyak. Dalawang buwan na raw siyang walang period. [...]
LOLTime: “Surf plus Tide equals?”
Isang araw…. sa isang classroom: Pedro: Ma’am! May tanong po ako. Ma’am: Ano yun? Pedro: Ano po ang mangyayari kapag hinalo po ang Surf at Tide? Ma’am: Siyempre, bubula. Kasi pareho silang sabon. Pedro: Mali po [...]
LOLTime: “High and Law”
Tatay: Anak, ngayong tapos ka na ng high school, ano ang kukunin mo sa kolehiyo? Junior: Law po. Ama: ANO?!!! P—- @&^%^@*&(@* Tapos ka na ng HIGH, babalik ka pa sa LOW?! [...]
LOLTime: “Mrs. Kuripot”
Mrs. Mc Unat is very kuripot. When her husband, Joe, died, she inquired with the newspaper for the price of an obituary. Newspaper Staff: “300 pesos for five words, ma’am” Mrs. Mc Unat: “Pwede ba two [...]
ERAPtion: “I’m serious!”
Erap went to emergency room… Erap: Doctor! Doctor! I swallowed a bone Doctor: Are you choking? Erap: No, I’m serious!!! [...]
LOLTime: “A little common sense, please”
Junior: Nay may ulam ba? Nanay: Tignan mo na lang dyan sa ref, anak. Junior: Eh wala naman tayong ref, di ba? Nanay: O, e di wala tayong ulam. Konting common sense naman dyan! [...]
LOLTime: “Born on a Holiday”
Teacher: Anong similarity nina Jose Rizal, Andres Bonifacio, Ninoy Aquino at Apolinario Mabini? Student: Ma’am, pagkaka-alam ko po, silang lahat ay pinanganak ng holiday. [...]
LOLTime: “Muntik Na!”
Pedro: Nay! Muntik na ako maging top one sa klase! Nanay: Bat mo naman nasabi? Pedro: Ini-announce kasi kanina yung top one sa klase. Ang tinuro ni ma’am yung katabi ko. Muntik na ako! Nanay: Sayang [...]
ERAPtion: Dra. Loi is laboring
Erap phoned a doctor, asking for assistance. Erap: Doc, what will I do? Loi is laboring and she’s in pain. Doctor: Is this her first baby? Erap: No, this is Erap. OO NGA NAMAN! [...]
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