It's more fun in the philippines

Archive for 'Tag Archives: 'text jokes''

LOLTime: “High and Law”

LOLTime: “High and Law”

Tatay: Anak, ngayong tapos ka na ng high school, ano ang kukunin mo sa kolehiyo? Junior: Law po. Ama: ANO?!!! P—- @&^%^@*&(@*  Tapos ka na ng HIGH, babalik ka pa sa LOW?! [...]

LOLTime: “Mrs. Kuripot”

LOLTime: “Mrs. Kuripot”

Mrs. Mc Unat is very kuripot. When her husband, Joe, died, she inquired with the newspaper for the price of an obituary. Newspaper Staff: “300 pesos for five words, ma’am” Mrs. Mc Unat: “Pwede ba two [...]

ERAPtion: “I’m serious!”

ERAPtion: “I’m serious!”

Erap went to emergency room… Erap: Doctor! Doctor! I swallowed a bone Doctor: Are you choking? Erap: No, I’m serious!!! [...]

LOLTime: “A little common sense, please”

LOLTime: “A little common sense, please”

Junior: Nay may ulam ba? Nanay: Tignan mo na lang dyan sa ref, anak. Junior: Eh wala naman tayong ref, di ba? Nanay: O, e di wala tayong ulam. Konting common sense naman dyan! [...]

LOLTime: “Born on a Holiday”

LOLTime: “Born on a Holiday”

Teacher: Anong similarity nina Jose Rizal, Andres Bonifacio, Ninoy Aquino at Apolinario Mabini? Student: Ma’am, pagkaka-alam ko po, silang lahat ay pinanganak ng holiday. [...]

LOLTime: “Muntik Na!”

LOLTime: “Muntik Na!”

Pedro: Nay! Muntik na ako maging top one sa klase! Nanay: Bat mo naman nasabi? Pedro: Ini-announce kasi kanina yung top one sa klase. Ang tinuro ni ma’am yung katabi ko. Muntik na ako! Nanay: Sayang [...]

ERAPtion: Dra. Loi is laboring

ERAPtion: Dra. Loi is laboring

Erap phoned a doctor, asking for assistance. Erap: Doc, what will I do? Loi is laboring and she’s in pain. Doctor: Is this her first baby? Erap: No, this is Erap. OO NGA NAMAN! [...]

LOLTime: “Walang Laman”

LOLTime: “Walang Laman”

Holduper: Pili ka, wallet mo o pasabugin utak mo? Biktima: Ikaw na bahala… basta pareho po yan walang laman! [...]

“Cocomban”

“Cocomban”

ANAK: Tay , penge ng pera may project kase na pinapagawa titser ko. Bibili ako ng cocomban. TATAY: Ano! ang tanda mo na cocomban pa rin tawag mo! ANAK: Ano po ba ang tama? TATAY: Bomb Paper [...]

Sugar Free

Sugar Free

PGMA: Ano bang hinahanap mo jan sa supot ng 3-in-1 coffee mo at kanina kapa silip ng silip jan?? ERAP: Hinahanap ko ung libreng asuka! May nakasulat kasi na “SUGAR FREE” —– Image Credit: paulding.blogspot.com Text Credit: [...]


It's more fun in the philippines